You look like a straight bro but you have a white iPhone. What does it mean???
(Source: themostpopulargaysofglee, via autobahnbeepbeep)
having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
(Source: thunderturd, via thethingsthatmakelifebeautiful)
Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.
I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING
(Source: sophiealdred, via chrrrisrollins)
(Source: memewhore, via hipsterhildog)
